Definitely the BP in my case but I'm a confirmed Luddite, anyway. I can be accused of malfeasance right at home by my wife. I don't need to go to the supermarket to hear it from a snooty machine.
She was bronzed, glistening and gorgeous beneath the merciless lights and I knew she could be mine -- all mine -- for a lousy $5.95. I had just one question.